Saturday, January 27, 2018

Swami Modiananda

source: It took a village to kill Jayalalitha



Narendra Modi sensed the new threat in the form of Rajinikanth and asked Amit Shah, “Could we give Rajinikanth the Deputy Prime Minister post?”

Amit Shah said, “I don’t think Rajinikanth would accept whatever we give. He wants to earn it directly from the people.”

Narendra Modi asked, “Then, could we eliminate Rajinikanth?”

Amit Shah said, “Enough, Mr. Modi.”

Narendra Modi was shocked and asked, “Mr. Modi?”

Amit Shah said, “I learned it from my family. My wife watched CNN, Netlix and House of Cards. She did teach me about American and global politics. It is time, I need to live my life.”

Narendra Modi said, “Amit, don’t become like Sasikala. History will not forgive you. Don’t go against me.”

Amit Shah said, “I am not Sasikala and you are not Jayalalitha. I cannot be your slave for the entire life.”

Narendra Modi asked, “Then, what is your plan?”

Amit Shah said, “I am going to be the Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh and serve the people of Uttar Pradesh. They gave face for Amit Shah in the national politics and now they give me freedom.”

Amit Shah became the Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh.

Narendra Modi could no longer live in Delhi and he could not go back to Gujarat.

Narendra Modi did experiment with family life for a very short span of time.

Then, Narendra Modi did experiment with politics at the state, national and global level.

Now, Narendra Modi is left with two fields; one is global business; and the other is spiritual.

As Narendra Modi tried to run the government as a business enterprise, Narendra Modi is no longer interested in business.

Finally, Narendra Modi decided to enter into the spiritual world.

Narendra Modi went to Belur Math in Bengal, India. Narendra Modi spoke with the spiritual leaders of Ramakrishna Mission and talked to them about innovative opportunities for Indian spiritual values in the global market.

Narendra Modi promised them that he would turn Ramakrishna Mission into a global organization like the Vatican. The spiritual leaders listened to Narendra Modi and had a private discussion before taking the final decision on Narendra Modi entry into Ramakrishna Mission.

“Isn’t wonderful, if Narendra Modi turn our mission into Vatican of the east?”

“Then, Narendra Modi would become the Star of the East.”

“Then, our mission would become like the BJP.”

“We will become like Vajpayee, Jaswant Singh and Advani. Vajpayee is still alive; but his life is dead.”

The spiritual leaders of Ramakrishna Mission came out of their discussion and politely said no to Narendra Modi.

Then Narendra Modi went to Himalayas and planned to start a spiritual center. Swami Ramdev sensed the threat for his business; Swami Ramdev discouraged Narendra Modi from starting the spiritual center in Himalayas.

Then, Narendra Modi went to Bengaluru. The art of living chief executive Ravi Shankar met with Narendra Modi and suggested better options to Narendra Modi.

Then, Narendra Modi went to Coimbatore, Kanjipuram, Madurai and other spiritual places. All those established spiritual leaders sent Narendra Modi away.

Finally, Narendra Modi went to the United States of America and established a global spiritual organization.

Narendra Modi now becomes Swami Modiananda.


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