Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Madam Prime Minister




RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat summoned Mr. Narendra Modi.

Without any reluctance, with the authority of the Sangh Parivar, Mohan Bhagwat summoned Mr. Narendra Modi.

From RSS perspective, all are कार्यकर्ता.
RSS adopts the military draft model.
RSS could draft anyone back to कार्यकर्ता

RSS did send Ram Madhav to BJP and made Ram Madhav the National General Secretary.
On any time, RSS could draft Ram Madhav back to RSS and Ram Madhav would not hesitate to work as RSS कार्यकर्ता again.

That is RSS.

So, without any hesitation, RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat summoned Mr. Narendra Modi.
In his letter, Mohan Bhagwat didn't address Narendra Modi as the Prime Minister.
Narendra Modi may be the Prime Minister for the nation; but for RSS, Narendra Modi is just an other कार्यकर्ता.

As expected, the Prime Minister of India, Narendra Modi rejected RSS invitation.
Narendra Modi is not like Manmohan Singh.
Prime Minister Manmohan Singh used to run, when he gets an invitation from Sonia Gandhi.
Manmohan Singh still does; Manmohan Singh is still a slave to Sonia Gandhi.

But, not Narendra Modi.
Narendra Modi is different from Manmohan Singh.
But, Narendra Modi is not a slave to Mohan Bhagwat or RSS.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee was not a slave to anybody or any organization.
But Atal Bihari Vajpayee regards; still regards all human beings are equal and part of his parivar.
Atal Bihari Vajpayee, whether in power or out of power; always treat every human being as part of his parivar. People also regards Atal Bihari Vajpayee as part of their parivar.
So, Atal Bihari Vajpayee never rejects an invitation from any member of Sangh Parivar.
Whether it is RSS or Shiv Sena or VHP, Atal Bihari Vajpayee treats everyone with due respects.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee did accommodate Jayalalitha and then Karunanithi.
The only person Atal Bihari Vajpayee couldn't maintain a normal relationship is, Subramanian Swamy.

But Narendra Modi is different.
In fact, Narendra Modi doesn't fit into any organization.
Obviously, Narendra Modi, at present doesn't associate himself with any Sangh Parivar.

Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with any person or with any organization.
Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with Jashodaben
Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with LK Advani
Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with Murali Manohar Joshi
Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with Uma Bharati
Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with Ayothya Rama
Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with Cho
Narendra Modi maintains a very short term relationship with Jayalalitha

Narendra Modi didn't visit Cho as well as Jayalalitha when they were in hospital.

Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi also didn't fit into any organization.
In fact,  Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi did quit from Congress.
More than that, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi did suggest to shutdown Congress after independence.

Narendra Modi is different.
Narendra Modi didn't quit from RSS.
Narendra Modi has never suggested to shutdown RSS.
But then why; Why did Narendra Modi reject Mohan Bhagwat invitation?

Three years is too much for this experiment.
Enough; enough is enough.
India needs a break; in fact, the world needs a break.

Almost all global leaders could now predict Narendra Modi speech.
Red Tape will be replaced with Red Carpet.
The global leaders are enjoying the political entertainment of Narendra Modi.

Why do we need to fake?

Narendra Modi goes to Davos or some international platform and project India as the paradise on earth.  After Davos; Narendra Modi doesn't even take a break. Another big entertainment with Republic Day and ASEAN.

Some kind of anxiety problem.

During Manmohan Singh and Atal Bihari Vajpayee period, the Prime Minister used to maintain low profile for Republic Day celebration and let the President enjoy the Republic Day.

Independence Day is for the Prime Minister and
Republic Day is for the President.

But, Narendra Modi steals the Republic Day show too.
Nobody did notice the President on the recent Republic Day.
Thank Goodness, India had a golden period with Abdul Kalam and Manmohan Singh.
Abdul Kalam doesn't even want to live in this period.

Abroad, Narendra Modi builds so much image for India.
But the truth is: 

You may see attractive advertisements in the international media; come and stay in the slum of Bombay.

With great pain; the trending news was about that FUCKING Bastard raped an eight month old baby.

Another trending news was, 
A 32-year-old man died in a freak accident in India after being sucked into an MRI machine. Rajesh Maru carried an oxygen container into a room at Nair Hospital in Mumbai with an active MRI scanner, and its magnetic forces dragged him in.
RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat summoned Narendra Modi.
As usual, Amit Shah came to RSS office.
After a welcome ceremony, Amit Shah and Mohan Bhagwat had a one on one private session in closed door.

Mohan Bhagwat said, "Bhandhu karo, tumaro Modi Sarkar. Bhandhu karo, tumara vikkas."

Amit Shah said, "The development is just started. After three years of hard work, the development has just started. Let it go for two more years."

"No. Enough development. Do you know how much of our culture, we have lost?"

"Our Hindu culture is developing rapidly."

"What you are developing is not Hindu culture; and it is not Indian culture also."

"In Kerala, we changed the Onam."

"Did RSS ask for that change? No. You change it to win elections."

"Could you tell me what culture we need to develop?"

"Do you still remember Rama? What happen to Ayodhya?"

"We will not do Ayodhya."

"I didn't ask you to build Rama temple in Ayodhya."

"Then?"

"Both of you quit. We have persons for this job."

"Who?"

"Subramanian Swamy."

"Okay. We will quit. But no Subramanian Swamy."

"Why?"

"That will be a humiliation to NarendraBhai."

"Okay. Then we will have Rajnath Singh."

"Do I need to quit too?"

"Yes."

"Okay. Who will be the next President of BJP?"

"Not yet decided."

"Could I suggest a name?"

"Go ahead."

"Tamilisai."

"Good. We are looking for a Madarasi."

"Tamilisai is good. Just like Sonia Gandhi, BJP also can have the woman president."

"TeeKay. Tamilisai ke bolo."

"One thing; Tamilisai doesn't speak Hindi."

"Oh no! Then let us go with Ram Madhav."

"What will be your next plan?"

"I will become the Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh."

"But you are not from UP."

"Rajinikanth is from Karnataka. Sonia Gandhi is from Italy."

"TeeKay. Mubarakoo for Amit Shah, the Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh."

Amit Shah came to Narendra Modi and informed about the RSS High-Command decision.
Narendra Modi protested; but Amit Shah patiently let Narendra Modi to understand the power of RSS.

However, Narendra Modi wanted to an impression on his exit.
Narendra Modi said, "I am going to talk to the people and announce Nirmala as the next Prime Minister of India."

My speech will be:
"My fellow citizens of India, in the last three years, I laid the foundation for Modern India. Now it is the responsibility of  the next generation to move forward. So, I request Nirmala Sitaraman to become the next Prime Minister of India."

"Modiji, you have already upset LK Advani and others. I wish you have a graceful exit."

"You're right. Let me start respect others. Let me stop looking at others as a competitor."

"In these three years, you have done thirty years of work. Enjoy your retirement."

"But I don't want Rajnath Singh to become the Prime Minister."

"Okay. Then you empower Sushma Swaraj."

"Okay. Let Sushma Swaraj be the Prime Minister and Rajnath Singh as the Deputy Prime Minister."

The Prime Minister Narendra Modi handed over his resignation to the President and made the final announcement to the public over television.

Sushma Swaraj did offer any cabinet position to Subramanian Swamy.
Subramanian Swamy wants to become the Prime Minister candidate in 2019; so he politely refused.

Arun Jaitley submitted his resignation.
Sushma offered the Finance portfolio to Yashwant Sinha's son.
Sushma offered the Defense portfolio to Vijay Kumar Singh.

Just like LK Advani, Rajnath Singh is now satisfied with Deputy PM.

After Indira, now we got a Madam Prime Minister.
Abdul Kalam denied Madam Prime Minister Sonia Gandhi.
Narendra Modi denied Madam Prime Minister Jayalalitha.

Congratulations! Madam Prime Minister Sushma Swaraj.

Under the leadership of Madam Prime Minister Sushma Swaraj, India could rebuild its value; its culture.

Sushma avoids all those marketing tools of Narendra Modi such as, Sushma Sarkar; Vikas; Development; Smart City; Bullet Train, etc.

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